Tuesday, October 12, 2021

JIMMY


He was the doorman at The Gershwin
The first person you saw coming to work
The sentry
Guardian to the main castle
He looked older than his actual age which was hard to guess
more Don Quixote
than bouncer
but he kept order
Letting those he knew sign in and pass
His voice
was classic New Yorker
with slide and slur added
Still though
he was a pro
comfortable in his little nook

When he signed up for the softball team I was surprised
When he stepped in to take grounders at THIRD my eyes widened
He hobbled onto the field
a little left right wobble
smacked his fist into his glove a few times
bent over at the waist
spit
and proceeded to snag ball after ball
firing them over to first with an odd side arm flip
that popped my glove with a light snap when the ball sunk home

Back at work you'd hear his voice after the show
At the sound of the mic opening up on the intercom we'd all pause in various stages of undress to listen
The speaker would crackle. "Mia Price. You have a guesst at the stage dowa"
It was the way he said door that made us all smile
Not door with an R
But dowa
"Jusstin Bohon, You have a guessst at the stage dowa"
"Jimmy," someone would say with a chuckle
He made us smile
Jimmy the doorman was our friend
And our complicit confidant
for the greatest underground club Broadway's ever seen
Club OK!
He ushered up
the kids from Hairspray, the adults from Chicago, and other Broadway ne-re-do wells
to the Men's ensemble dressing room 
We'd slip him a few bucks and a couple cold ones as thanks
And for a while it was GRAND
Eventually The House found out and shut it down
But for that brief moment
there was no hotter spot on The Great White Way than Club Ok!
He was a great guy
A fixture at the building
Like an old brass plaque bolted to the foundation
He belonged to the building
and the building belonged to him
Jimmy The Dowa Man


 

Sunday, July 11, 2021

BROADWAY DREAM



Wednesday morning
10am
A phone rings
I wake bleary eyed
confused
Where?
A siren wails
New York

Tuesday night
The crowd is on its feet
As the applause swells
I bow
It is a singular moment in my life
An understudy taking the final bow of a Broadway show
I feel light on air
pumped with adrenalin and serotonin
all the feely good things
It's Tuesday night 1997 in NYC
My last week in New York
Friends dot the audience
After the show
We go out!
We CELEBRATE!!!

Bars
booze
cigars and boobs
bourbon and brevity
A cacophony of jubilation
"DON'T YOU HAVE A MATINEE TOMORROW?"
"Yeah, but just my ensemble track Brujon. Piece of cake! ANOTHER BLACK AND TAN!!!"
The night goes on
and on
till 3am we crash back at the apartment
exhausted

Wednesday morning
10am
A phone rings
head aching
tongue swollen
throat scratchy
thirsty
so thirsty
The phone rings again
lunging up I stumble forward
reaching
"Ummm, hello?"
"You're on for both shows today. AND the rest of the week."
"Huh?"
"Rob's out for the rest of the week. You're on!"
CLICK
"Who was that?" Brian croaks from another room
"la La LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA La la"
"Oh shit!"












Wednesday, February 10, 2021

6th GRADE VALENTINE




Oak Heights Elementary 
had classrooms with retractable walls
When opened, all three classes that made up 6th Grade would be one
We were in the same grade but different classes
When the walls opened
across the way
was a clear view of her face
I saw her take notes
smile
Wasn't sure what to call this feeling
Just knew when they opened the walls
I could see her light hair and dark round eyes
and smile
We didn't talk much
A little bit here or there at recess
Was never sure what to say
Didn't have the words
But passing through Sears one day I saw something
a table with a pyramid shaped display of giant Hershey Kisses
I'd eaten the little Kisses before
but I'd never seen a giant Kiss
in a BOX
with CELLOPHANE
THAT YOU COULD SEE THROUGH!
Valentines Day was coming
This-giant kiss in a box with cellophane that you could see through-was everything I couldn't say
Tradition at Oak Heights Elementary
on Feb 14th
was to tape a big manila envelope to the front of your desk
The walls would retract
everyone would drop a Valentine in the envelope
One for every kid in 6th grade
a little card
a piece of candy
Sometimes someone fancy would gift a box of Sweethearts
I wanted to take it next level
Saved up my allowance and secretly bought the giant Kiss sliding it safely under my bed
I was nervous about giving it to her
The timing had to be just right
Couldn't exactly slip the Kiss into the envelope taped to her desk
Had to be
when we were alone
and she would know 
that my feelings for her were like a giant Kiss in a box with cellophane that you could see through
Valentine's day came
Nervously I hid it in the space under my desk
Taped my folder to my desk
quickly handed out all but the one
then waited
and waited
and waited
When I opened the Valentine from her my heart leapt
It read,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Love,
Beth
I was ecstatic
Love!
It was written RIGHT there!
I was dizzy
I wanted to reach under my desk and dazzle her with oversized chocolate display of my affection
I didn't care if the rest of the class saw
This 
This love was reciprocal
Might as well make it public
Curt next to me let out a small gasp
He just opened his valentine from Beth
It read,
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
LOVE
underline
underline
underline,
Beth
There were three lines drawn under the word love
THREE
My heart sunk
It was clear
she loved Curt
3 times more than me
Stunned I slumped home and stashed the secret present
For a couple of days I didn't know what to do
It sat there under my bed
in the dark
Then one day
I reached down
broke through the cellophane
removed the giant Kiss from it's box
and
ate it
I pity ate that whole darn kiss
So, 
that's the story 
of how a little heartache
led to a big bellyache