HAVE YOU EVER?

Bloomfield, NJ
It's a beautiful summer day
I fire up the grill
I'd purchased seasoned wood from Home Depot
It takes a while
It starts to rain so I pull the grill to the edge of the open garage
We stand there talking
Randy and I
My attention is on the grill
"Have you ever?" says Randy
Pointing to my feet
There is a Morning Dove nearly on my foot
Look, I know Rock Doves (Pigeons) aren't afraid of people
But Morning Doves are skittish
I play it off
"Yeah birds dig me
and
I love birds
Except for Crows
Damn crows!"