Friday, November 8, 2019

MADRIGAL WEDDING

UW 1990
In madrigal choir
Two young singers fell in love
Kind of a nice environment for that 
Music
Harmonies
Turns out they wanted a quartet to perform
at their wedding
We were seated up front
Where the choir would sit on Sunday
Dressed all nice
There was a drum set out front
It had a skull and cross bones on it
in a church
That's odd
Shrug my shoulders
I'm just there to sing my madrigal song
We sing it
It's nice
The acoustics in the church are lovely
We sit back down
In front of everyone
"Next, will be a procession performed on the drums by the brother of the groom."
What's that going to be I wonder?
A young man
Decked out in Tuxedo
sits down 
in front of the skull and cross bones
takes a breath
and
Lays out a huge heavy metal drum solo
Bakoom bakoom bakoom BAKOOM
splash splash SPLASH
Diga Diga SLAM
It goes on for a while
then he steps up, lifts his sticks and walks away
SILENCE
I start to feel that feeling
You know the one
Where you know you are not supposed to laugh
but
it wells and you have to laugh
The people in the pews
are stone cold tight lipped
Sitting up front
My shoulders start to shake
I can't hold it back
My shoulders quiver more
I'm sitting tight
next to my quartet
and my shaking
gets them shaking
and I burst out loud
BAHA
That too echoes
We gather ourselves
It was a very nice ceremony
but I think I'd prefer not to sit in front again
Drum solo WAS tight though





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