TIMMY

"So, it's my Stag Party. Can you make it?"
It's a long way away
A long way
"Yeah but my car insurance just lapsed."
"I'll pay it."
It was a 10 hour drive
To London
Ontario
There were accidents along the way
So maybe more like 14 hours
Made it
1994 Thunderbird
I was nervous the whole way
But I got there
Canadian bachelor parties
are so civilized
It was fun
We spent a hot minute at a strip club
Cooked some ribs
I only knew Timmy
But his friends were awesome
They all flossed after eating
Canadians
When I was leaving
Timmy said, "Wait."
Gave me the money for my insurance
It was not insignificant
I'll never forget it
Never