Downtown Bozeman

I was driving across the country on tour by myself
Stopped at a Denny's in Bozeman, Montana
Got a Moons Over My Hammy
It was good
The door opens and a drunk stumbles in and starts creating a ruckus
Wait, you think I'm going to fight him right?
Nah
I just sit there
Enjoy my Hammy
The manager comes over and shoos the hobo out
Manager turns to me
"Only in downtown Bozeman."
Still makes me laugh to this day